Although the romantic picnics expeditions mechanic might raise your 'sexy self-insert' hackles a little, especially when it has you walk toward the other character in first-person view. Gives me heebie jeebies every time.

... oh. Oh no.

Thank you for warning me! I really disliked the tea parties in the vanilla game, so I can't imagine this will be any better. I hope there's no petting. Tell me there's no petting.